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This means war!

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Toothless and Garfield - This Means War!

Toothless and Garfield – This Means War!

Garfield found 25,000 batches of fish and Garfield was like “FISH!” And Toothless saw Garfield and popped right out of the grass and said “This means war because he found my batch of yummy fish and my ketchup so I could have a cat sandwich.  (He didn’t mean this really, he just wanted to have the fish with ketchup.) Whenever Garfield ate all of the fish, it was war.  Whenever he started fighting the 25,000 pound cat it was the time when Toothless was just a flat dragon.  And Garfield sat on toothless.

Super Garfield Brothers 3

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Garfield as Lemmy Koopa from Super Mario Brothers 3

Garfield as Lemmy Koopa from Super Mario Brothers 3

Garfield was playing Super Mario Brothers and then he got all whicky wacky.  (Nanu sent pictures in the mail that daddy drew when he was a boy of Lemmy Koopa and Roy Koopa.  The day I got them in the mail I drew these two pictures with Garfield as the Koopa Kids.)

Garfield as Roy Koopa from Super Mario Brothers 3

Garfield as Roy Koopa from Super Mario Brothers 3

 

 

The day Garfield got bigger than Jon

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Garfield is bigger than Jon

Garfield got bigger than Jon Arbuckle. Then Jon was afraid Garfield would get up on the fence. And then all of a sudden.  CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! And then plonk.  And Garfield was like “what did I do?” And also, the cat on the step stool is Clive, Garfield’s friend.  And Garfield was like “what do you want to do?”  Then Clive suggested, “how about we go eat food until we explode, and Garfield was like “Yeah!”

Agent G and Agent P

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Garfield is Agent G with Agent P, Perry the Platypus. ♫ PERRY! ♪

Garfield looked at the store for a fake duckbill to put on his face and an orange and black striped fedora. And he found Perry the Platypus and Perry was like “You look good.” Garfield was like “I love putting on funny things.”  And Garfield is actually ♫♫ Agent G ♪♪ .  Perry the Platypus is from Phineas and Ferb.

The camel on Garfield

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Garfield carrying a camel.

Garfield was riding his camel until it got sick of Garfield being on him and Garfield had to carry it.  And he was like “This means war, you stupid camel.” And the camel was being rude to Garfield because it was actually all right.  Garfield thought it was not all right because it looked sick until Garfield saw it smiling. The camel was like “I like doing that to people,” and the camel was like “I hate you, stupid camel.”

Dogs have no brains

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Garfield showing that dogs have no brains

Garfield showing that dogs have no brains

I did this picture for a lady named Patty from the Kids Everywear sale.  I do like dogs a lot, but Garfield hates dogs.  There was sign in Odie’s head that said “room for rent.” And Garfield said, “dogs have no brains” with a smile on his face.

The Bacon Shark

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This is a sculpture of a thresher shark made out of bacon.

This was a sculpture of a bacon thresher shark because it’s Shark Week.  I do know one thing about them is that they are dangerous predators because of their long floppy tails.  They knock out things with their super-duper long tail.  That’s all I know, but I was going to look up more about them in my shark book, but I accidentally dropped it beneath the stairs when I was coming upstairs.