This is a sculpture of a thresher shark made out of bacon.

This was a sculpture of a bacon thresher shark because it’s Shark Week.  I do know one thing about them is that they are dangerous predators because of their long floppy tails.  They knock out things with their super-duper long tail.  That’s all I know, but I was going to look up more about them in my shark book, but I accidentally dropped it beneath the stairs when I was coming upstairs.