{"id":42,"date":"2013-08-14T22:02:03","date_gmt":"2013-08-15T02:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/?p=42"},"modified":"2013-08-14T22:02:03","modified_gmt":"2013-08-15T02:02:03","slug":"the-day-garfield-got-bigger-than-jon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/2013\/08\/14\/the-day-garfield-got-bigger-than-jon\/","title":{"rendered":"The day Garfield got bigger than Jon"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 635px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/comics\/2013\/Aug\/Garfield_Jon1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/comics\/2013\/Aug\/Garfield_Jon1.png\" width=\"625\" height=\"458\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Garfield is bigger than Jon<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Garfield got bigger than Jon Arbuckle. Then Jon was afraid Garfield would get up on the fence. And then all of a sudden. \u00a0CRACK! CRACK!\u00a0CRACK!\u00a0CRACK!\u00a0CRACK! And then plonk. \u00a0And Garfield was like &#8220;what did I do?&#8221; And also, the cat on the step stool is Clive, Garfield&#8217;s friend. \u00a0And Garfield was like &#8220;what do you want to do?&#8221; \u00a0Then Clive suggested, &#8220;how about we go eat food until we explode, and Garfield was like &#8220;Yeah!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Garfield got bigger than Jon Arbuckle. Then Jon was afraid Garfield would get up on the fence. And then all of a sudden. \u00a0CRACK! CRACK!\u00a0CRACK!\u00a0CRACK!\u00a0CRACK! And then plonk. \u00a0And Garfield was like &#8220;what did I do?&#8221; And also, the cat on the step stool is Clive, Garfield&#8217;s friend. \u00a0And Garfield was like &#8220;what do you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[33,56,4],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-garfield","tag-clive","tag-garfield","tag-jon-arbuckle"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/43"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}