{"id":22,"date":"2013-08-09T22:35:49","date_gmt":"2013-08-10T02:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/?p=22"},"modified":"2013-08-09T22:35:49","modified_gmt":"2013-08-10T02:35:49","slug":"the-revenge-of-calvin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/2013\/08\/09\/the-revenge-of-calvin\/","title":{"rendered":"The Revenge of Calvin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 636px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/comics\/2013\/Aug\/Snowman_Alien_Calvins_Dad.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/comics\/2013\/Aug\/Snowman_Alien_Calvins_Dad.png\" width=\"626\" height=\"444\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">A snowman, an alien, and Calvin&#8217;s dad.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Calvin&#8217;s dad told Calvin and Hobbes to go play outside, and Calvin did not like it, not one little bit. \u00a0So he built the snowman with a face like &#8220;I hate you for doing that to us.&#8221; \u00a0Calvin drew the alien from Toy Story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Calvin&#8217;s dad told Calvin and Hobbes to go play outside, and Calvin did not like it, not one little bit. \u00a0So he built the snowman with a face like &#8220;I hate you for doing that to us.&#8221; \u00a0Calvin drew the alien from Toy Story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[16,18,17],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-calvin-and-hobbes","category-pixar","tag-calvins-dad","tag-snowman","tag-toy-story-aliens"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/23"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ducheminfamily.net\/janelle\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}